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UPDATE 2: Click here to download this year's playlist.
Well, it's that time of year again. All my favorite December accoutrements are back in vogue: eggnog, pagan winter trees, mindless consumerism, and of course...Holiday music! Now I should clarify, my usage of "holiday" here is not because I'm actively engaged in the War On Christmas (though I am), but rather because many of my favorite songs of this season have little if anything to do with Christmas. Frosty the Snowman? How did that ever get labelled a Christmas song? Did the power of Christ compel Frosty to come to life? Sounds pretty damn Voodoo to me. Others, of course, are overtly religious, but even an atheist like me can admit that that doesn't mean they can't be wonderful songs.
Growing up Jewish, I never really got exposed to good "Christmas music," but I did get exposed to many beautiful Chanukah (and other Jewish) songs. My only experience with Christmas music would be the horrible crap I heard repeated ad naseum at the mall, in drug stores, on the radio, in TV commercials, and basically everywhere else my ears were from late November - New Year's. And frankly, I fucking hated it. And for good reason: most of the music played in public this time of year is simply fucking awful. Even good songs (like the aforementioned Mr. Snowman) get mangled over and over again by hack "artists" looking for a quick buck.
Well, I'm glad to say that Wired for Music is here to help. In addition to some really good resources for decent holiday music, I'm giving you my very own playlist of holiday favorites. This time of year is when every musician in the world becomes a cover band, and half the fun is seeing how 50 different bands treat the same tune. The other half is hearing your favorite bands come up with some originals about the same topics. And the third half is drinking eggnog.
Those of you know who me (i.e. my readers) may be surprised that there isn't more indie rock here - but that's because I think it takes more than a hip band covering a classic tune to make it good holiday music. What it takes is an appreciation for what's good about a song, and an artist's ability to put his or her own unique twist on it, thereby heightening the good qualities of the original piece while making it sound new and interesting. And of course, the most important factor in good holiday music is that it sound....good. Not grating, cloying, hip for hip's sake, or whatever else. Just good. This is by no means a complete list of "good" holiday music, but I hope it's enough to get you through the rest of your holiday shopping.
Here are some quick notes on each track so you have something to read while you listen:
- Everything's Gonna Be Cool This Christmas - Eels I was torn between this track and the Eels' excellent "Christmas Is Going To The Dogs," which has the added benefit of also being about dogs. But this one won out because A) the tune is way better, and B) it features the line "baby Jesus, born to rock." (Well, the lyrics claim it features that line, but I can't hear it, but whatever).
- Frosty The Snowman - The Ronettes You may recognize this one from Goodfellas. My favorite thing about this (other than the production, which is of course spectacular) is the thick accent that comes through on the word "Frosty." Hilarious, yet awesome.
- Christmas Wrapping - The Waitresses The horns! It's all about the horns! Also the heart-breaking lines: "The perfect gift for me would be/Completions and connections left from/Last year ski shop/Encounter, most interesting/Had his number but never the time/Most of '81 passed along those lines."
- Blue Christmas - Johnny Cash This starts out lame, but within 5 seconds, Cash's voice simply takes over your brain and you know that he's telling the truth, regardless of the "oohs" and "ahhs" in the background.
- Christmas Night in Harlem - Louis Armstrong & Friends The voice, the horns, the little laugh he does in the middle of the line "everyone will be all lit up like a christmas tree" - Louis does this one up right.
- Christmas In Hollis - Run DMC An instant classic, which I first heard pumping out of Argyle's limo speakers in Die Hard. Man, that's an awesome movie.
- Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer - Ringo Starr Another Jewish boy tries to come to terms with Christmas his own way. I feel you, Ringo. UPDATE: According to the Internet, Ringo Starr is not Jewish, and never was. Discuss.
- Santa Baby - Eartha Kitt This, for me, is the definitive version of "Santa Baby." You might have your own opinion on the matter, but you are wrong.
- Santa Claus is Comin to Town - The Jackson Five Despite the horrible emotional pain all those children singing were no doubt experiencing at the time of this recording due to being forced to rehearse night and day, this song still just sounds like an expression of pure anticipatory joy. Maybe they thought Santa would kill their parents and set them free?
- Oi to the World - No Doubt A heartwarming Christmas tale sung by a hot blonde. What more could you ask for?
- Entr'acte - Duke Ellington Ellington does Tchaikovsky. Need I say more? Yes, I need: do yourself a favor and check out this whole album. Every track is fantastic. Ellington the orchestrator/composer is every bit as fascinating and listenable as Ellington the jazzman.
- We Three Kings of Orient Are - John Fahey Crazy record collector, crazy record label creator, and crazy gifted guitarist John Fahey makes this sound both melancholy and hopeful in equal turns. This just calls out for a roaring fire and some cocoa.
- I Saw Three Ships - Sufjan Stevens Five discs is a but much for Sufjan's Christmas music, but taken one at a time, most of the songs are pretty good. I don't know what kind of wind instrument that is over top of the banjo at the beginning of this track, but I like it. And you will, too.
- Silver Bells - Doris Day A beautiful voice, an animal rights activist, and easy on the eyes. Doris Day was a class act. This one is definitely traditional, but it passes the "good" test in my book. I hope you agree.
- Sleigh Ride - Spice Girls The talking almost ruins this one, but the amount of fun the Spice Girls are obviously having during the actual musical bits make it all worthwhile. Can they sing? No. But they can have fun, and isn't that worth something? If you're looking for more musical quality, check out Mel Tormé's version of this song. It's good.
- I've Got My Love to Keep Me Warm - Kay Starr (remixed by Stuhr) There are a lot of holiday music remix albums, and lots of them are bad. Some of them are good, and some of their tracks achieve, dare I say [Editor's note: I dare] greatness. This one succeeds because you can tell that both the original and the remix are good. And like I always say, too much of a good thing is totally awesome.
- Carol Of The Beasts (Instrumental) - Pete Seeger Banjos + whistling + holiday times would probably = fun, right? Not to Pete Seeger. Pete Seeger keeps it real. Deal with it.
- Jingle Bells - Sammy Davis, Jr. What can I say? Jews do Christmas music right. Always have, always will.
- Christmas Card From A Hooker In Minneapolis - Tom Waits This stretches the definition of "Christmas song," and for that I'm grateful. Keep the Kleenex handy for this one, it's a tearjerker.